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Lord of the Zings: TBA

A young man, Jixby Phillips (played by Sean William Scott) finds himself in possession of a mysterious power, which he must used to rid the world of an evil bald dipshit named Jerseyboy (played by Verne Troyer)

Along his journey, he is joined by many allies: Miss Emma (played by Drew Barrymore), Wreck (played by Ice Cube), Max Burbank (played by Jason Lee), Willie (played by Horation Sanz), Legolars (played by Brendan Fraser), Chojin (played by Jet Li), Orange Juice Bruce (played by Chow Yun Fat), and FatSatan (played by Martin Short).

Rated R, for Ridiculous
Approximate Running Time: 3 1/2 hours