Noob3: ur a vegean
Pub Lover: Yeah, crazy I know.
Noob3: ALL I EAT IS MEAT
Pub Lover: Yeah. Meat is cool. But I just hate animals too much for me to know that I'm justifying their existance.
Noob3: u justify thier existance by thinking about how cute they are
Pub Lover: I don't eat cute animals.
Pub Lover: Puppies, kitties, small apes... Not in my belly, buddy!
Noob3: cows
Noob3: cows are cute
Pub Lover: Cows are not cute. I have worked with cows. Cows are big, stinky, slimy & mean.
Noob3: maybe because you artifically inseminating them
Pub Lover: That too. But even without that they are not cute. They poop on themselves & you have to clean it up. They get sick & vomit all over you & you have to clean it up. They get scared and trample your friends & your friends have to spend a month in hospital & you have to clean up all the blood. If I wanted that sort of thing, I'd get married & have stink babies.
Noob3: eww
Noob3: it makes me want a steak
Pub Lover: Yeah, steak is good. But not good enough. I want to kill all the cows. One super big barbecue & then no more stupid cows.