[Dimnos]

An Englishman, a French guy and an American are exploring Africa, when they're attacked by cannibals. The cannibal chief says, 'Well, we're gonna eat your flesh and use your skin for canoes. Tough luck, eh? But you can choose the way you are going to die.'

The Englishman goes, 'May I have a revolver?'

When he gets it, he blows his brains out, saying, 'God save the queen!'

The French guy says, 'I vill take ze poizon.'

He gulps it down and says, 'Vive le France!' and dies.

The American says, 'Gimme a fork!'

The chief hands him one, and the guy pokes himself all over his skin with it, and shouts, 'That's what I think of your fucking canoe!'