Al Gore was right! We're killing the planet with deadly greenhouse gases, but little did even he know that these greenhouse gases, when combined with mutagenic radiation and the Gaia effect, transform the Earth into...
THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH!!
He's already made a meal out of the moon and is now setting his sights on Mars. If the mile-high tsunamis from the sudden continental shift didn't kill you, the rapid break from orbit will probably do the trick.
Hmm. Is this not spinning for anyone else? I'd upload it to my own site, but that doesn't seem to work at the moment. If you right-click and view the image, its amazing GIFtastic properties should kick in, though.