[Rev. Danno]

As my Grand-pappy used to sat, "Book lernin' es fer Fools!". That's why I shoots things and drinks the hooch all day. Mmmmm Nighttrain sure cures what ales ya. I goes to the school of Life, well I play the game of Life, & I once ate Life cereal, & I looks at the pictures in Life magizine. Gern Sasafras, get off my property!