[Sethomas]

Since I've had had so many drinks tonight, I almost typed "TOFU PARTY!!!Q!"

It fucking sucked. My toga is maroon polyester satin. I almost asked a girl if she wanted to make out with me, but then I realized she was a skank so I'd probably regret it later regardless of her reaction.

Funny how beer retains its flavour when you regurgitate it. I'm too inebriated to check whether or not that's spelled correctly.