I looked at the site, this game earns like 50 coolness points just for the online unit guide
Class: Blood Ooze
Race: Slime
Rank: 7
ATK: 49 DEF: 30 HR: 55% HP: 197 AGI: 18 DEX: 11 WIS: 33 INT: 23
This bag of pus is worse than what's dripping off your mom's face.