[Mad Melvin]

You were thinking of a poop.
Is it used for entertainment? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Is it round? You said Partly, I say No.

Uncommon Knowledge about a poop
Does it go inside other things? I say No.
Can it bend without breaking? I say No.
Would you touch it with a 10-foot pole? I say Yes.
Is it shaped like a hot dog? I say Yes.
Is it annoying? I say Doubtful.
Can it be mixed with another object? I say No.
Can it change size? I say No.
Would you find it on a farm? I say Yes.
Does it come in many varieties? I say Yes.
Can it fit in an envelope? I say No.
Is it slippery? I say Doubtful.
Is it brown? I say Yes.
Are there many different sorts of it? I say Probably.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.


Hilarious.