[Jeanette X]

I've got another one running along the same line:

A man enters a prospecting town in the Old West. He walks into the nearest saloon.

"I'm new here in town. Where are all the women?"

The bartender chuckles. "Ain't no women here yet son."

The man is deeply dissapointed. "But...but what do you do to get off?"

The bartender says, "We use the animals."

The man is repulsed. "Ugh! Thanks but no thanks."

As he leaves the bar, he sees a sow snuffling in the sewer. He's quite drunk, and maybe its his imagination, but for a moment it looks like the sow winked at him. He brushes this off and goes home.

The next day he's at the bar, and he's drinking even more heavily. As he leaves the bar, the same sow is in the sewer. This time, he thinks the sow bats her eyelashes and wiggles her ass at him. He's taken aback, but ignores it and goes home.

The third day, he's at the bar, and he's getting blind drunk, drunk enough to forget his own name. As he staggers out the bar, he sees the sow. The sow is now doing a sexy dance for him, and he simply can't take it anymore.

He leaps upon the pig, and frantically undoes his belt. As he does so, a shot rings out, and he falls over, dead.

From across the road, a man with a gun swaggers up to him, and looks down at the body, and says:

"Nobody jumps the sheriff's gal."