[Thanos]

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

It's true, I had planned to mail it, but I didn't get to the post office or UPS in time, so I just decided to creep him out by showing up unannounced. The best part was me trying to explain myself:

"Well, um, you see, he knows me from this online forum. Well, he doesn't know me, and we've never really met, and of course he wouldn't recognize me by my real name, but I'm his secret santa! Yep. You can trust that there's nothing sinister about this crappy-looking box I taped together from an old box of copier paper."

Boogie, you delivered the greatest Christmas gift of all -- awkward uncomfortableness.