[GAsux]

Tibbs,
Thanks for squaring me away. I had no idea. Really.

As for me, my enslavement began after living a childhood of poverty and crime. I began smoking crack and knocking off liquor stores as a youth in order to feed myself and my family. As a result of my day job, I didn't have time to go tos chool and educate myself.

The next thing I know my parole officer is bringing by a recruiter telling me about how I'm going to be driving a Lexus and sporting a throw back 76ers jersey in a matter of months if I just sign up, plus he promised to drop all the armed robbery charges.

Next thing I know I'm sitting in the Middle East being forced to rape children, shank women, and pulvarize inncoent Iraqis. All the while I still haven't got my ride or a tight throwback jersey.

Fuck the military man. What a crock of shit. I should have stuck to selling crack.