My username is god damn retarded and none of the mods here would change it when I asked two years ago.
The avatar is former Three 6 Mafia member Crunchy Black and a girl my brother knows. My brother and some friends did a lot of drugs with Crunchy Black in a hotel room after a concert one night and ol' Crunchy ended up shtupin' the girl next to him.
Bonus! The 5:00 mark is comedy gold: