[ArrowX]

I hope Durin dies, sad and alone after being dumped by the only woman who would ever consider having sex with him, but before having sex with him dumps him. On his way home he buys 16 bottles of Bourbon and gets drunk on a quarter of one cuz hes such a fucking pussy. In his drunken stupor he swerves to avoid hitting a pothole going 112mph only to enter the second lane sideswiping a minivan full of orphans on their way to meeting their lost family's for the first time, killing no one in the vehicle instantly. Durin's legs are mangled and pinned against the seat by the broken jagged as the Van ignites obliterating 3 of the children in the back seat and slowly broiling the driver and passenger, while the other two orphans slowly die of smoke inhalation and 2nd and 3rd degree burns caused by the broiling corpses of the first 3 children. Durin can do nothing but lament his actions as the fire slowly works its way to his legs causing him to slowly burn over the course of 16 hours because adverse weather conditions postpone emergency crews. The fire reaches the 15 and 3/4 bottles of bourbon blasting him clean from the wreckage into a ditch where nothing discernible remains of his body and the ravens and crows pick at his barely living husk until his last few pathetic moments. and the last thing he ever thinks about is weather or not anyone laughed at his thread.