[Chojin]

Well, so far she hasn't written back, which no doubt required godlike effort on her part. Though I did visit them the other day and she didn't make eye contact or say word one to me, and declared that they were late to a TOMATO TASTING FESTIVAL to my father when we arrived. Then, after grandad woke up and I started to talk to him, she was all COME ON DAD, WE'RE ALREADY 30 MINUTES LATE AND I SET THIS THING UP, and I'm thinking 'No shit, who else would have organized a TOMATO TASTING FESTIVAL' but yeah anyway!