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Originally Posted by Geggy
am I obligated to walk with him? is it against the rules to try and shake someone?
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Rules? Obligation? What the fuck are you smoking?!! Do what you fucking want. Either continue to go to work on the same route and ignore him like he's a stranger, or shake him and don't associate with him. If his feelings are hurt and he talks to you about it, either
a. Laugh at him and call him a pussy, or
b. Tell him you want him to submit a one-page, single-spaced essay to your desk about why he feels that you should socialize with him on the way to work. If he doesn't, then laugh at him and call him a pussy, or if he does do it, then laugh at him and call him a chump. Shred the paper while he's still standing there. If he doesn't go crying home to his mommy, then tell him he's earned a little respect and that you would be willing to walk to work with him if he eats the paper bits from your shredder. If he does THAT, then tell him he sucks and would probably just bend over and take it if he were in prison and uh...scratch that. Just tell your boss that the guy ate the paper from your shredder and go back to whatever you were doing.