[Perndog]

Because, as everyone knows, I'm a grammar Nazi, and because, as few people know, I am extremely magnanimous, I would like to offer to proofread I-Mockery articles before they are published, at no charge. I can get things done same-day, and I promise not to make any editorial suggestions, changes other than spelling, punctuation, and word order, nor mocking personal remarks.

I just want to be able to read a humor article without seeing "loose" used instead of "lose" once in a while. What do you think, guys?