IT SEEMS THAT EVIL BUT TOTALLY NONPARTISAN FORCES HAVE TAKEN INTEREST IN OUR SOLID GAME OF WITS AND INTERVENED BY RELEASING BEER PONG BALLS UPON OUR COURSE. THE WITCHICLE WORKS OF GRAVITY HAVE GRIPPED THOSE BALLS AND ARE ESCORTING THEM RIGHT FOR YOUR QUEEN! IT SEEMS YOUR MOVE IS NO LONGER VALID, BUT ALAS, THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY AS I HAVE TAKEN MY NEXT MOVE IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS GAME GOING.
YOUR TURN.
edit: 3 OF MY CUBS ARE ALL IN THE CENTER NOW BY THE WAY