HELLO, I AM LIKING TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT CHRISTMAS, AS TOLD BY RANDOM, INANIMATE OBJECTS! ENJOY!
SKULL ASHTRAY: OH I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S SO BRIGHT, BUT WHAT I DO KNOW, IS THAT I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!
LIGHTER: I HEARD YOU LIKE CHRISTMAS! SO DO I!
CHRISTMAS CARD: I LIKE IT TO TOO!!!!!!!
AND WITH THAT, ASHTRAY AND COUGH SYRUP PLAYED XBOX UNTIL SANTA ARRIVED!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YALL!