how does one overcome such things?
everytime i got into the bathroom there is a billowy cloud with a fudge stripe floating in the goddamn toilet.
from uhnderneath, as if nestling up for a nap, turds poke out. "hey there good buddy! how the hell are ya?" they call out. just to piss me off i tell you! JUST TO PISS ME OFF!!!
this of course pisses me off, and so i shuffle down the hall bellowing, "who in the hell keeps leaving turds in the toliet? why can't any of you flush? WHY??"
and then the laughing starts
"dad hates poop! HA HA HA!!!"
then out right lies
"no, daaaaaad, looooooves poooooooop! ewwww-ha HA HA!"
"he wants to marry it!"
"uh oh mom! better watch out MOM, Daddy is gonna divorce you for some POOOOOOOOOP!"
then i run down the hall crying.
and despite my sadness, no one flushes the fucking toilet.
revenge shall be mine.