I am prone to having very weird sex dreams. In the past, I have posted about sex dreams with Jello Biafra, David Spade, and Pee Wee Herman.
Last night I dreamed that I gave Rob Riggle from the Daily Show a hand job. The big burly Marine guy.
Is this because I read Daily Show slash on Livejournal? I'm honestly more attracted to John Oliver and Aasif Mandvi.
At least this makes slighly more sense than my previous nocturnal lovers.
But the thing is, I dreamed he had a small dick. Why? If this is my mind acting out my unconcious desires, why would he be poorly endowed? It doesn't make any sense at all.
Especially since someone interuppted it and we spent the rest of the dream trying to hook up again. I can't even get lucky in my dreams.