Thread: So, how do I occupy myself on my upcoming bus trip?
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 03:02 PM       
1. Pretend to draw word bubbles with your finger around the things other people on the bus say.

2. If someone asks you a question, try to answer with only verbs, numbers, and directions to the nearest place to ask for directions.

3. If what passes for a bathroom is full, urinate into a cup and pretend to drink it after dropping some ice cubes and sugar packets in (stir with a bendy toy).

4. Close one eye with the other open, close the other eye while opening the first eye, and repeat 1440 times per second. If the lady who fetches you cookies n' sh** asks what you're doing, tell her "I'm making you look like a crappy old movie".

5. Hum "Star Guitar" by the Chemical Brothers while whipping your head back and forth in time to the music as you stare out the window.
Last edited by Pram Maven : Dec 27th, 2009 at 03:02 PM. Reason: forgot a flippin' space!
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