[CKY2K]

Oh yeah, anybody who likes rock would like HWM. Hot Water Music gets more metalheads than chicks because...

1. The music is fucking heavy as hell.

2. Hot Water Music has wives, so they aren't gay even though they are only guys.

3. That guy is holding beer, not scratching his balls.

4. Hot Water Music's music isn't about "oh this is another pussy song with charming voices with disfuntional screaming bitches that wish they could fuck us, but hey, we sing like those fags so nope"

It's about fuckin' rockin' and making life steady. Yeah they have some love songs, every fucking band has a love song. But this is diffrent. They don't go acting like fags and try to make themselves sound like a fucking gentle peace of shit, no, they say "I hope you fucking die by electricuting yourself by dropping the radio in the tub you filthy bitch."