[k0k0]

-Well, I always used to smoke up my apartment and get caught by the landlady.
-And I used to always drive around and yell at random people.
-I've gotten into a friends house to mess stuff up before they get home to see if it freaks them out.
-I've stolen a grill from a neighbor.
-I have driven through one of those stupid gates.
-I have made a myspace page of someone just to make fun of them.
-Never did any of the other stuff.

Man, I am pretty sure if I lived in your area, half of the crime beats 5 years ago would be about things I did.