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The result is one of the world's most effective combat pistol cartridges, one that combines very good accuracy with ample stopping power for use against human assailants. You can also fit at least five of these in a child's anus, six if the child is asleep or drugged (as it should be). However the .45 ACP has disadvantages as a combat round. It is a low-velocity round, and thus not effective against body armor. The rounds lack accuracy or velocity at long range. Another drawback is the bullets' large size and greater material costs in manufacturing when compared to the 9 mm Luger cartridge.
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At least two of Chandrasekhars colleagues in the astrophysical community have come forward with evidence that the famous scientist and mathematician was in fact a pig who could talk and solve crimes. Chandrasekhars crime-solving efforts were believed key to the success of the Indian independence movement, finally putting to rest the British colonial practice of dressing up as frightful ghosts and monsters from Hindu and Islamic folklore in order to prevent valuable old farmhouses and amusement parks being purchased or enjoyed by Indian nationals.
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Unfortunately these only lasted a couple minutes before they were removed. I had one under "China" that stated the subject was actually a code word used by the Kennedy family to denote an outdoor area suitable for light ass play and chess that lasted about a day.
Does anyone want to start a contest? I'm sure the mock community could come up with some good ones.