Went to the opening ceremonies of a local strawberry festival today.
One of the events is a bed race...bed frames are equipped with a steering wheel and tires of some sort, then they race to a point and do whatever dumb shit the committee dreams up, then jump back on the beds and race again.
This year, they drew some weird blobby chalk continents on the asphalt and each team member had to draw a card and stand on the continent they got. This usually had hilarious results, as with these Frickers (Hooters-alike) waitresses:
