[dj bastard]

Old lady doing 150mph on the motorway, the cops see her and give chase but despite the sirens and lights she refuses to stop.
Eventually they come to a red light, where she stops and the cops block her way.

When approached the old lady screams at the cop " you bastard son of a bitch, come any closer and i'll take out my gun and kill you like i did with the motherfucker in the boot".
Fearing for his safety the cop returns to his car and calls his supervisor whom attends the scene.

Oh approaching the old lady, now appearing very sheepish and nervous, he asks her whats wrong.

Nothing officer she replies, i dont know why i was stopped.

Well says the super, my officer says you verbally abused him and he has reason to believe you are armed, he also suspects you may have commited murder and have a body in you boot.

The old lady replies.....
He'll be telling you i was speeding next.....!

Was told that by a friend a few weeks back.