[Tubesock]

Mike, you want to join Cap'n and Tony in a gangbang? Then shut the fuck up, you ferret. Mike? What kinda nickname is that? Sounds like an inbred nymphomaniac child with amputated arms. I can see you self-felating while listening to Anthony Robbins tapes. GO MIKE! YOU CAN DO IT, BOY!

Retro Kat, I know you get sad and frustrated when someone mocks your puny ass, but that's no need to want to hump every goddamn thing in sight. Take a cold shower, read some Tolstoy, then put a lead ball behind your ear using a pump-action shotgun. I promise, the quivering sensation in your loins will disappear.