[Molotov Kitten]

Originally Posted by Aaarg

Hey man, do what I do: ignore shitty movies.

I could see being annoyed by this if, say, you watched a lot of television and they advertised this DVD frequently. Maybe if you work at a Blockbuster and spend all day hearing 16 year-old stoners talking about how great Seth Rogen is (Jason Segel being a friend of his) and how they can't wait for the remake of The Blob starring Vin Diesel in his comeback role as "Man Who Kills The Blob."

But sir, this is different. If I see a shitty movie, I simply don't watch it.

But I can't just ignore shitty DVD covers. They assail me wherever I go, from the video store to the supermarket to my own house.

Therefore, I feel compelled to bring this atrocity to justice, through writing.