This entire thread makes me
I have an employee who had leukemia, went through a particularly heinous regimen of chemotherapy, is over 5 years clean, and yet still insists on taking a smoke break three times a day. I'm ashamed that I get on their sorry ass every time I get the opportunity, since my stepfather died a particularly slow and painful death of throat cancer becasue he couldn't stop smoking and drinking at the same time.
I have no sympathy.