OKAY SO LIKE ONE TIME SEVENFORCE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HOW HE WANTED TO GO TO THE PROM WITH BLUE OATMEAL. WELL AS ANYONE WILL TELL YOU, BLUE AND RONGI WERE GOING TOGETHER AT THE TIME. I MEAN THERE WAS NO DEBATE ABOUT IT AFTER THEY POSTED PICS OF THEMSELVES JERKING EACH OTHER OFF ON THE SCHOOL INTERNET SYSTEM. (I THOUGHT IT FUCKING SUCKED, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET SUSPENDED, YET I DID BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING DOOM 3!) ANYWAY SEVENFORCE WAS LIKE IN COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH BLUE, SO HE MADE A PLAN TO GET HIS MAN. SEVENFORCE STOLE ONE OF HIS MOM'S OUTFITS SHE GOT FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET FOR PLUS SIZED WOMEN AND WORE IN UNDERNEATH HIS CLOTHES THAT DAY. THEN HE GOT BLUE OATMEAL ALONE AND SAID HE WANTED TO SHOW HIM SOMETHING IN THE BASEMENT (THERE'S LIKE NOBODY DOWN THERE AT LUNCH TIME) SO BLUE FOLLOWED HIM AND THEN IT HAPPENED SEVENFORCE RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF AND BLUE OATMEAL WAS GREETED WITH THE SIGHT OF SEVEN'S OVERWEIGHT HALF NAKED BODY. THE PIECES OF FAT SQUEEZING THROUGH THE LACE DROVE BLUE OATMEAL WILD! HE COULDN'T CONTAIN HIMSELF, AND PROCEEDED TO BEND HIM OVER, AND SEVEN FELT THE FORCE THAT DAY AND IT WAS EVERYTHING HE HAD DREAMED ABOUT! THE CARESS, PAIN, AND FLOW OF JIZZ FILLING HIS PROSTATE WAS SO EXILERATING TO HIM! THEY ENDED UP FALLING ASLEEP IN THAT BASEMENT BOTH KNOWING THEY FOUND TRUE LOVE.
LATER WITTY RATTED THEM OUT SINCE HE WAS JERKING OFF AND WATCHING THE ENTIRE TIME AND RONGI KICKED SEVENFORCE'S ASS, BUT HE COULD NEVER EVER TAKE THAT MAGICAL DAY AWAY FROM HIM.
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