Alright, again, here's the pile-o-fun I got from Microshack...
Mystie: Hey Rainbow, guess what today is? It's your BIRTHDAY! I put on your new birthday bib and your birthday tiara! Aren't you HAPPY?
Rainbow: Alright! Can we go to the San Diego Zoo? Or visit my friend Brian on Earth?
Mystie: Nope! We're having your birthday bash right here!
Mystie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Rainbow: Yay! It's like a Rainbow Bukkake all over my body!
Mystie: Good thing you're wearing that bib!
Mystie: Look! I made you all your favorite foods! There's umm... brocolli spears, cranberry sauce, a marshmallow Peep...
Rainbow: What's that blue thing?
Mystie: Umm...... .....
Rainbow: It's a fucking penis, isn't it?
Mystie: MOVING ON TO PRESENTS!!
Mystie: Look at all the great stuff you got! There's a makeover kit, some sort of leftover Halloween decoration, and umm.... some dog bones. Yeah... uh... you can feed those to the Sprites, right?
Rainbow: Let's forget the bones. Put on the Halloween thing. It will amuse me.
Mystie: Hey, it's some sort of neck bolt Frankenstein kinda thing. Neat!
Rainbow: Where's Twink? He's gotta come see this!
Mystie: Yeah... about that... see... Twink got into some bad star sprinkles and OD'd. Apparently someone was smuggling them in Rainbowland from their anal cavaties because we found pubic hairs on the bags.
Rainbow: Really? You don't say.
Mystie: And here's the kicker. All the pubic hairs were striped. Every. Color. Of. The. Rainbow.
Rainbow: I, er.... um.... heh... so.... what's with the gloves? *gulp*
Mystie: Shhh.... I'm coming for YOU, next!