[Grislygus]

Is Little Johnny Stupid?
A Guide For Idiot Parents

-Does Little Johnny have difficulty taking hints?
-Is Little Johnny shunned and ridiculed by his peers?
-Is Little Johnny not afflicted by any easily identifiable mental disorders, but partially fits the bill where nebulous and vague "social disorders" are concerned?
-Does Little Johnny test fully sane, yet repeatedly repeats the same stupid ass, self destructive behaviors regardless of the outcome?
-Is Little Johnny annoyingly resilient?
-Is Little Johnny annoyingly positive?
-Is Little Johnny what you would call "not exactly the sharpest tool in the shack"?
-If so, do you think it's "just a stage"?
-Has Little Johnny's life been somewhat similar to the cliche'd plot of every stupid loser comedy ever made, without the humor, miraculous saves, or happy endings?
-Does Little Johnny have a job?
-Is Little Johnny "looking for a job"?
-If so, has he been "looking for a job" for more than four months?
-If so, is he old enough to drive a car?
-If so, does he have his driver's license?
-If not, is he "going to get one soon"?
-If so, does he have marked difficulty learning how to drive?
-If so, does he cry when he fails?
-Ha ha ha, that's weak.