From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he
CUNTED along the road, some
STUNTS came out of the town and
GOOSED at him. "
STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME!" they said. "
STOP FUCKING N*GGERING ME YOU TICKLE LOVER 
!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a
RECTUM on them in the name of the
SEPTUM. Then two
SPERM WHALES came out of the woods and
SHARTED forty-two of the
DOGS. And he went on to
VENICE and from there returned to
BLUE BALLS, PENNSYLVANIA.