[Kitsa]

all we really need for the total death of hockey would be for Crosby and Ovechkin to somehow wind up on the Redwings.

Then the whole hockey-universe would implode in a collapse of overrated masturbatory nonsense, because the concentration of over-hyped jerkoffs would simply be too great. It has something to do with a hypothetical newtonian dark star of assholery. But that's just my working theory.