[Jixby Phillips]

I-mockery,

I am very sorry for this grief I have bestowed upon you by not posting any of the required pictures that I am obligated to show you.

But I literally just found my video cable for my camcorder! I mean like, about two minutes ago I found it and the first thing I thought to do was to get on i-mockery to alert you to this. I am a good participant and a good American and I intend to follow through with all of my promises. The question though is when? Soon. Very soon. Not right at this moment, but soon.

Again, I apologize for all the grief.