[kahljorn]

"And furthermore, man is not a penguin."

"I guess that's just human nature, even if you're a penguin!"

THE THREE CABALLEROS

"Weren't these penguins in zoos?"

If you clicked the link and read it you might discover the truth to that. But as far as I know... no.

"I am sure that the penguins used their abstract reasoning and rationale to come to this conclusion."

I... I couldn't believe it! there i was standing face to face with a flying jackass!
Sorry, too lazy to find a picture. If anyone wants to throw in the flying donkey from the three cabalerros for me, please.

I'm sure human beings use their abstract reasoning and rationale to come to the decision they are gay too, huh? That's why you got all those mathematicians out there trying to solve Gay.