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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 12:21 AM       
I had the weirdest dream that I was actually eating a woman out. She was mature, older, and Kitsa's mother. i get wierd dreams where i eat out woman all the tiem, but wat made this one odd was that her vajina had this occult taste of a mixture between jam and those fucking shitty wax paper candies that everyone hates getting at Halloween. The smell? Oh girl, the the smell was liek if someone drank their urine, vomitted it out, and took a liquid poop on it. it Was horribel. On top of that, i was picking variously shaped cupcake sprinkles out of the beaver. It was weird, but i guess not the weirdest dream ive ever had.
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