[Eternal_Champion]

So there was this man right?
He was tiny and brown
The colour of shite
(kinda)

His hobbies included
canoeing
But he used to get wet every time he canoeded

After a good day out he'd watch some telly
in front of his telly
He likes cartoons
and he has to sit with his legs wide apart
because he's got balls the size of baloons

Then he'd get into bed
Because you need your rapid eye movement
He'd listen to his radioment
and for breakfast the next morning
he'd have eggs and toasting


Yeah, i had to maybe alter a few words so it fits but...yeah