Hi I'm Glue!

[Wiffles]

I am paper, you are glue. Howdy friend, I'll stick to you! ^_^

[MajorScales]

Originally Posted by Wiffles

I am paper, you are glue. Howdy friend, I'll stick to you! ^_^

I wrote this just for you


Chicken

How do you feel about Abortion? (Egg plops out of Chicken)

Duck

(walks over to egg and steps on it) That's the last time you fuck this Duck

Chicken

You're no Mallard

Duck

Well, you're no Cornish hen (camera pan's to duck's face with a small tear)

Chicken (another egg plops out)

This one is your brothers

Duck

I hate you (duck flies away)

[Wiffles]

Originally Posted by MajorScales

I wrote this just for you

Awww, so sad ;___;

I'll continue it to put it on a lighter tone, and I dedicate this ending to you. ^^;

(Little did Chicken know that in the aborted eggs, there was something magical! The aborted eggs that were mercilessly trampled beneath uncaring feet didn't die in vain, for they would be the catalyst for a new era. The broken egg and its juices began seeping into the ground, infiltrating every pore of the earth. Out of the shattered remnants sprouted a little flower. The tiny flower healed the earth, infusing it with love, happiness, and warmth.
From every spring, brook and stream gushed out the essence of love and happiness. The animals drank the waters and were cured of all illness. The earth was purified and everything good came. All because of a chicken fetus that had a dream, and in the end. It came true!) ^_^