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Kitsa · #**72526**

I like the peanut butter sammitch ones. Dipped in cranberry juice, but that's just me.

My mom used to freeze them to discourage us from gorging ourselves on them, but that just trained us to prefer them cold.

Pub Lover · #**72527**

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Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

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elx · #**72528**

does anyone else here find it extremely obnoxious when people refer to the US as America?

Tadao · #**72529**

I suppose you want to change the lyrics to the national anthem as well.

Fathom Zero · #**72530**

USians?

Fathom Zero · #**72531**

It's America. I think it's pompous to call it the United States. As though it's the only group of united regions in the world.

Wiffles · #**72532**

But America is a continent. Wouldn't that offend other Americans living in other parts not in the USA?

We should just call it, Mexico and Canada's DMZ Buffer Zone.

Fathom Zero · #**72533**

Hey, it was America first. Everyone else opted out. Or got killed.

Zhukov · #**72534**

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USians?

I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.

Pub Lover · #**72535**

Fathom Zero · #**72536**

issat from barton fink?

Tadao · #**72537**

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I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.

Who cares what other people call us. Part of being American is self entitlement to do whatever the fuck we want. I'm sure South America and Canada are gonna put up a fight.

Babs · #**72538**

fathom, you're so green while I'm so brown

Fathom Zero · #**72539**

septicemia

Pub Lover · #**72540**

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issat from barton fink?

Yus.

Fathom Zero · #**72541**

Goodman was damn scary in that one. :O

Colonel Flagg · #**72542**

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Originally Posted by Zhukov

I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.

Seppos? WTF?

Pentegarn · #**72543**

Yeah I have heard of all of those except seppos. So I do what I always do when I am baffled by slang, I turn to the urban dictionary

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Derogertory word used by the English and Australians for all American nationals. Derived from Rhyming slang (Septic Tank = Yank)

Fathom Zero · #**72544**

rhyming slang is the dumbest thing ever

Kitsa · #**72545**

Customer Gets Enraged Over Lack Of Sprinkles

Posted: 4:13 pm EST January 13, 2011Updated: 5:55 am EST January 15, 2011

DAYTON, Ohio -- Police in Dayton were called to the Tim Horton's restaurant on Patterson Road Thursday morning after a customer reportedly assaulted an employee over the lack of sprinkle doughnuts.The employee told police that a customer came to the drive-through and become enraged when told that there were no sprinkle doughnuts currently available. According to police, the driver pulled around to the drive-through window and started to curse at the employee, and reportedly grabbed the headset off his head and threw it across the restaurant.Police said the driver fled the scene, but was later tracked down. The driver now faces assault and menacing charges.

Pentegarn · #**72546**

Sprinkles is serious business

elx · #**72547**

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I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.

The politically correct people just call us US citizens, I don't see why that's not good enough.

most people already call us the US, just like they call the United Kingdom the UK. It's way less pompous/arrogant than America.

Kitsa · #**72548**

Somehow I've gotten through a lifetime here without referring to it as much of anything. This is also my strategy for nebulous "call me ___" situations when I feel uncomfortable doing so.

I think of the name situation as arbitrary and inflammatory, like correcting someone's misspeak when everyone knew what they meant.