He joined the Norwegian army, or Finnish or whatever the fuck he was, for his national service and it made a man of him so he stopped going online to drink, sexualize women, and kill whales.
one time when i was like 10 i bought some jujubes because the packing was appealing to me and then my friend and i decided that they were too hard to eat so we would throw them at each other
also like a week after halloween we'd buy bags of candy corn for 10 cents each and eat a few and end up throwing them at each other
and we were both in the gifted classes, what the fuck kind of shit goddammit fuck
one time when i was like 10 i bought some jujubes because the packing was appealing to me and then my friend and i decided that they were too hard to eat so we would throw them at each other
also like a week after halloween we'd buy bags of candy corn for 10 cents each and eat a few and end up throwing them at each other
and we were both in the gifted classes, what the fuck kind of shit goddammit fuck
When I was in Seattle there was a punk band playing called hard candy and they would throw candy at the crowd but like hard as shit. I was at the front and a hard piece of butterscotch candy hit me in my teeth.
The chick threw the candy like right in my face at 100mph from like a foot away.