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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 10:54 PM       
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Your Bible must be mighty big to contain tenants. I couldn't resist...
It's a standard Catholic Bible, so it's big enough to stop a .50 cal bullet at point-blank range.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 11:30 AM       
Better carry it in your pocket. You might need it some day.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 11:35 AM       
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Also, the Nintendo Books were the shit. Jason getting his pet frog back in the Blaster Master one was just great.
For once I agree
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 12:22 PM       
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Better carry it in your pocket. You might need it some day.
I'd have to carry it in one of those baby backpacks that you put on your chest. They are a bit cumbersome.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 01:43 PM       
Zhukov's name is Vince.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 09:30 PM       
You guys can go have your orgy now.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
All hating VinceZeb aside, I think he has the best avatar ever.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 07:11 PM       
DID I JUST DISCOVER A CONVERSATION STOPPER?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 07:29 PM       
Name- Matt
Age- 22
job- multimedia designer
where you at?- cowtown AB Canada
why did you start posting- all the "colourful" folks
how long have you been on the board- a few weeks now
hobbies- smoking pot, flyin airplanes, longboarding, snowboarding
fav. music/band- NIN, Frank Zappa, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada
fav. book- A Walk In The Woods by Bill Bryson
fav. movie- Apocolypse Now (and the redux)
Who do you hate the most on this board- fuck, where do I begin...

I feel so vulnerable now.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
You killed the thread thanks a lot
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 08:15 PM       
NIN IS FOR NINNIES. LOLOLOLO!!!!!11!!!11!1 GET IT?
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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 10:47 AM       
wow.. thats the second time Ive been called a "ninny" my whole life.
what is a "ninny" ?
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 10:45 AM       
i think i already did this but i don't care.
Name- Jesse
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where you at?- Northern Va
why did you start posting- It seemed like a nice place at first.
how long have you been on the board- 2 years or so
hobbies- listening to metal, watching bad movies, and drinking water
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 12:58 AM       
Name- not important
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where you at?- Hollywood, where men are men and women are too
why did you start posting- Because I wanted to feel what it's like being a noob.
how long have you been on the board- Long enough to still be a noob.
hobbies- weed, reading, athletics, and fucking girls in the pooper
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fav. book- Clifford the Big Red Dog/Brothers Karamazov
fav. movie- Cube/WillyWonka/
Who do you hate the most on this board- too many noobs
what is that smell-my used condom dipped in bbq sauce
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 04:58 AM        New Guy #Whocares
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where you at?- A haven of rich, pompous retired folk in the middle
of a wasteland. It's kind of like the Mad Max movies here, only with
more traffic accidents.
why did you start posting- I was bored and wanted to meet new
personalities, but bars were out of the question 'cause I wanted to
avoid crazy people. Which is starting to look like shooting myself in
the head to cure a headache.
how long have you been on the board- About a day, I guess. Not
long enough to have acquired an avatar.....
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fav. book- The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
fav. movie- Not The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 06:51 AM       
Stop gaying up my threads 5th...
THIS THREAD BELONGS TO ME!!!

The Reverand Daniel C. O'Blivion...
BITCH!!!
You are on the same list Jixby, Choj, Blobby, and Willy are on now...
(oh, yhea... Willy you didn't come see DOTD w/ me and Wreck... you made my list!)
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 09:47 PM       
Does this list entail special prizes??
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:24 PM       
That might be a loaded question.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:38 PM       
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oh, yhea... Willy you didn't come see DOTD w/ me and Wreck... you made my list
i am bad at calling on the phone next ime ok

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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:02 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:08 PM       

"This monkey, pictured above, is a white-faced capuchin monkey.
When you stand quiet for a few minutes in the rainforest, you will certainly hear monkey "talk." Monkeys call to each other to keep in contact with their groups or to warn strangers away."
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:18 PM       
Hmmm. Just like here with the vets when us newbs come along.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:31 PM       
MAYA ANGELOU IS A BLACK
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
Wow. I actually heard that light bulb flip on.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 11:37 PM       
BLACK AS A NINJA
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