GET THIS, IT IS A TV SHOW CALLED "FALSE TEETH WHO KNOW JUDO!!" <-- (BIG NEON SIGN) AND IT IS ABOUT THESE KUNG-FU TEETH THAT GO AROUND HAVING SPECIALTY ADVENTURES AND FIGHT AGAINST AN ARCH NEMESIS WHO IS ALSO CALLED "ELECTRIC TOOTH BRUSH WHO DOES SPELLS" AND THEY RIDES AROUND ON THESE CHICKENS YOUSEE THAT LOOK LIKE PONIES BUT HAVE LONGER TAILS AND HAVE LIGHTS ON THEIR LEGS WHEN THEY RUN AND WHEN THEY RUN THEY MAKE TUTRLE NOISES AND SAY "LEGS GO FAST AND EVERYTHING ELSE FOLLOWS"
KINDA LOOKS LIKE THIS
BUT ALSO KINDA LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE TOO
LIKE THIS EXCEPT YOU CAN IMAGINE IT IS TEETH DOING IT
YOU SEE, AND THEY GO OUT PUTTING OUT LIKE CRIMES AND SOLVING THEM LIKE, ONE DAY MISTER HAM GETS ATTACKED BY DOG AND ENDS UP IN FIRE HYDRANT SURROUNDED BY GAWKING SPAGHETTI, WHO GOES AND SAVES HIM??? TAHTS RIGHT, FALSE TEETH WHO KNOW JUDO, YOU GET THE IDEA.
THERE IS A JOKE EVERY EPISODE WHERE ONE OF THE TEETH GETS NAMED JASON AND BY THE END OF THE EPISODE YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHICH ONE GOT NAMED JASON IT IS FUN YOU SEE!!!
THERE IS ALSO MORE JOKES, LIKE ONE OF THEM KEEPS RIDING THE CHICKEN PONIOES BACKWARDS AND ALWAYS ENDS UP IN A POOL SOAKED IN VOMIT AND SPAGHETTI COME OUT HIS NOSE, AND ANOTHER ONE OF THEM IS ALWAYS GETTING CORN STUCK IN HIS TEETH, SOUNDS CORNY HUIH
I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER IDEA FFOR A SHOW THAT IS BETTER IF NOT A BIT WORSE THAN THAT LAST ONE, IT IS CALLED "TEST PATTERN THAT SEEKS REVENGE ON BADDIES" AND IT IS A TEST PATTERN ON THE TV AND THAT IS THE WHOLE SHOW, BUT IT WILL TRICK PEOLE BECAUSE PEOPLE WIL STARE AT IT FOR SO LONG THAT THEY WILL ACTUALLY THINK IN THEIR HEAD THAT THE TEST PATTERN IS ACTUALLY KILLING OFF BADDIES AND THEY WILL LOVE THE SHOW, BECAUSE THEIR MINDS WILL MAKE IT DO EXCATLY WHAT THEY WANT IT TO DO, SO EVERY EPISODE IS GUARANTEED THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!
YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW GREAT THIS SHOW IS DSETINED TO BECOME!!!
SOUNDS TOO INCREDIBLE TO BE TRUE RIGHT?? WELL ITS NOT!!! SO SUCK SHIT!!!!!!111
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