I-mockery is full of fun becasue I am drunk!

[BlueOatmeal]

Im a godamn filtyh stinking drunk but godamn there is funny shit. Its posted And I read it and Godamn do I ever laff! I dont think I've laffed this much ever over this damn board. Thank you beer! I love you!@ I also love myself.

[RedLeader01]

...and that's why YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drunk bastard!

[Archduke Tips]

I quit drinking after I woke up next to a really ugly girl.

[Alive]

One of those big ones? that you claimed you loved the night before and "couldnt live without" lol, havent been there, but have seen it with others. funny stuff let me tell you..

[mischief]

Originally Posted by RussoNWM

I quit drinking after I woke up next to a really ugly girl.

i'm sure the girl was thrilled to wake up next to you.

[BlueOatmeal]

Anyone would be honored to wake up next to me!

[Archduke Tips]

I started drinking again because it doesn't show up on drug tests.

[Sam]

I ONLY DRINK SO I CAN TALK ON MESSAGE BOARDS ABOUT IT AND TELL PEOPLE HOW I'M DRUNK AT THE MOMENT.

[ClementineClock]

Originally Posted by RedLeader01

...and that's why YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drunk bastard!

use your indoor voice......

[Studio8]

Huh?!?!?!?

[RedLeader01]

Originally Posted by ClementineClock

use your indoor voice......

What's the matter? Are you drunk too and can't take the LOUD NOICE?!!! If you drink beer, than you suck!

[Rongi]

what loud noise?

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by RedLeader01

If you drink beer, than you suck!

Depends on the beer, not that I give a fuck what you think of beer drinkers.

[RedLeader01]

Why, cause you're drunk too?

[ziggytrix]

You are a moron.

[Shyandquietguy]

Ziggy, that's not how you deal with rude people.

Okay, Redleader01, I think this isn't the only time someone called you a name here, but I think that's because you are being very rude and crass to everyone. If you call them names they will call you names back. Okay? I think you should go to a quiet place and count to ten or maybe jump some rope. Maybe if you do that you'll learn how to make some friends. Also if you ask really nicely if you can apologize to people you'll get to have a girlfriend!

[BlueOatmeal]

I wish I was drunk now.

[Matt Harty]

So you could impress us all again.

[Spooky]

drunk and online sure is cool guys

[Studio8]

Beer sucks but sometimes it is cool!

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal

Anyone would be honored to wake up next to me!

Translation: I slept on my hand so masturbation would feel like seks with a stranger the next morning.

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by Spooky

drunk and online sure is cool guys

it beats drinking alone! :tinafey

[kellychaos]

What's worse: drinking alone in a strange bar alone or drinking alone in your own home? While it's true that my cat can't provide much stimulating conversation and insight, he is at least capable of inquisitive and provocative looks (enhance by an ironic tilt of the head) that motivate the conversation ... sort of like an "mmm-hmm, and then what?" from a friend over the phone.

[BlueOatmeal]

If you every get drunk you can call me. I'll always be there :wink

[RedLeader01]

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy

Ziggy, that's not how you deal with rude people.

Okay, Redleader01, I think this isn't the only time someone called you a name here, but I think that's because you are being very rude and crass to everyone. If you call them names they will call you names back. Okay? I think you should go to a quiet place and count to ten or maybe jump some rope. Maybe if you do that you'll learn how to make some friends. Also if you ask really nicely if you can apologize to people you'll get to have a girlfriend!

Stupid ass! This site is about making fun of others! If you can't dish it out, and take it or snap back when given to you, then you don't belong here! Idiot!