May 3rd, 2005, 11:48 PM
Back to Apologize (And kiss some ass)
Hello everyone, it's me again. The Whackmiester (Or Severed Nutsack, if you prefer.) I'm back because today I was thinking that there are some people I must have *really* hurt during my time here. So I thought I'd come back and apologize. When I am done apologizing, maybe I'll stay and face your unbridled wrath, I dunno. redleader01 looks like he could collapse any minute, and you're gonna need a replacement, am I right? Of course I am.
Going a bit off topic, in all fairness people should be warned that they're going to feel a cold hammer to the skull when they register here. That said, let the bum kissing begin.
mburbank
I had no idea that my name offended him so much. Sorry man. If I could, I'd actually change it to Severed Nutsack. Ah well, what are ya gonna do?
Like many others, I also made some lewd comments about your mother. Sorry.
I also tried to get you banned for Homophobia. Sorry about that too.
And I accused you of supporting Terrorism. Now that was probably going a bit too far over the line, don't you think? Yeah, sorry about that too.
Cosmo Elextrolux
Tried to get you banned too. Also sorry about that.
Bape
I called you an Elitist Bitch. Ouch... that's gonna sting for a while. Truly Sorry about that.
Mr. Oysterhead
I called you a 10-year old myg0t kid. Now that was just wrong. I can only imagine how pissed off you must be to have been compared to a myg0t prick. Sorry.
AChimp
Accused you of being a myg0t prick, like Mr.Oysterhead. Same stuff as I said above, bad-a-boom, bad-a-bing.
shyandquietguy
Accused you of hacking. Whoops! Shoulda known it was the Admins that were making the shit hit the fan. Uhh... Sorry?
Chojin
Called you a lying whore. Dunno if it hurt or not, but sorry if it did.
But I will most certainly NOT apologize to Karl Hungus! He was spamming/post whoring! All (s)he ever said was "Banned." Now tell me, is that very creative? No, I think not.
But I really owe an apology to Mockery. Even though (s)he slandered me, I tried to fight back with my "I-Mockery Forums = Hackers and Bullies" posts all over the internet. Those are probably a real thorn in the side. But don't worry, consider those posts gone.
And Bape, if at all possible, could you forcibly change my username to "Severed Nutsack" Please? Thanks, God Bless you.
Now, I think I'll take my leave... unless you'd have me stick around and be redleader01's replacement? Whatever your desicion is, God Forgive/Bless/Keep I-Mockery.
Ps: And I am aware of your tinkering of my final post. Don't bother bringing that up. And you can stop trying to make me look like a racist, this is I-Mockery, not I-Slander, now is it? No. You could change the name from "Biggest Racist Here" to "Horribly Decomposed Severed Crotch" That said, I will S T F U as you will most likely instruct.
Edit: Whoops, almost forgot: Called Dole a coward and a bully. Sorry about that man. If you want to flame n00bs, I am no position to stop you.
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