Back to Apologize (And kiss some ass)

[Emu]

Would you honestly think that someone who would willfully call themself "severed nutsack" would ever have the patience needed to hack a message board?

[Shyandquietguy]

Originally Posted by The Whackmiester

Okay, you got me. I was so blinded by rage that I spent the last two months plotting my revenge, teaching myself how to hack, so I could hack I-Mockery three times even though I knew you'd pay for slandering me at some point. Now I must go back to my secret lair and plot more twisted schemes of vengeance. Hell, maybe I'll create a virus that turns your hard-drive into swiss cheese. [/sarcasm]

Don't fucking be sarcastic with me you little bitch.

[Evil Robot]

Now the boards are patched and secure.

I agree that he's lying. This was something the "hacker" had said. Are you going to now tell me that we were lucky you don't have malicious intent?

[The Whackmiester]

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy

Don't fucking be sarcastic with me you little bitch.

Yes, Boss. [/sarcasm]

[Emu]

I SMELL A MOCK WAR

[Shyandquietguy]

Originally Posted by The Whackmiester

Yes, Boss. [/sarcasm]

You think that's funny? Pretty fucking typical of someone who'd blame someone else for having their forum account hacked.

[Studio8]

Welcome back!

[Chojin]

Whackmeister, as a person who has had their nutsack severed in a playground accident when I was but seven years of age, I feel the need to inform you how deeply you have hurt me personally and brought back painful memories thought long forgotten. I'm afraid no amount of apology will heal this wound, nor stop the phantom tingling I currently receive from the better half of my long-departed pair.

Curse you. Curse you and your racism, your hacking, your lies, your tongue-in-cheek apololgies, and your debasement of the testicularly-handicapped. I feel no reason to go on living after I read your post. Goodbye forever.

[Sportsman]

it would seem that "George Fansisco (whack)" was showered with saltwater. Brutal

Next contestant please.

[FS]

No Whackmiester, your old thread isn't getting deleted.

[Helm]

Jesus look what you made Chojin do!

[rockets redglare]

Originally Posted by The Whackmiester

... so I could hack I-Mockery three times even though I knew you'd pay for slandering me at some point.

Convenient that you knew the exact number of times the board was hacked, isn't it? More like Hacked Nutsack

[Geggy]

Hey, easy on the sarcasm there, whack. You know we don't tolerate these kind of things around here so please apologize before you get yourself permanently banned.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I don't recall ever seeing anyone with the name "whackmeister" on the board, so I'm clueless as to why he or she would try to have me banned...

[Dole]

There is 'nerdy',
then there is 'loser',
then there is 'complete fucking loser',
then there is 'utter loser who really spends too much time thinking about a message board he was on for a couple of minutes at most',
and THEN there is 'the whackmiester' [sic].

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

I don't recall ever seeing anyone with the name "whackmeister" on the board, so I'm clueless as to why he or she would try to have me banned...

Paerhaps this will refresh your memory

[ziggytrix]

I liked indignant Whackmeister better than servile Whackmeister. This is terrible.

[sspadowsky]

Chojin, before you do yourself in, would you go ahead and ban Whacky, please? Thanks a bunch.

[Guitar Woman]

Chojin, no! You're too awesome to die!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Paerhaps this will refresh your memory

um, yeah....I'm still lost. I was to be banned someone posted a pic of an asshole?

[rockets redglare]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=17083

Basically he pmed Rog with a list of people that should have been banned for calling him a silly faggot

[HickMan]

He's got a

[Rongi]

this too sad to be funny

[Chojin]

Guys I am still alive but for how long I cannot tell rest assured I will be deading myself soon should I not have an epiphany of true hope.

[Rez]

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