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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 08:21 PM       
People ask me "Are you emo" and I roll up my sleeves and show them my wrists and say "Do I look emo?" and walk away. Always pisses people off and its classic to hear how they think Im mean.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 08:29 PM       
WOW, WHAT A COOL STORY ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON'T DO BUT YOU JUST MADE UP SO PEOPLE HERE WILL JUST KNOW HOW BADASS YOU ARE.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 02:44 AM       
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aand, other than the two in this thread, scene girls are pretty. ;o
Just because something is pretty, doesn't mean it has a personality.
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Old Nov 30th, 2006, 01:48 AM       
and just because it doesn't have a personality doesn't mean you can't put it to 'em
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Old Nov 30th, 2006, 11:09 AM       
So are you saying you'll put it in anything that's pretty enough? Are you saying that, if a corpse was pretty enough, you'd stick it in?

Cause when you put it in an emo girl, you put it in a corpse.
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Old Nov 30th, 2006, 12:28 PM       
Go back to Greece. Crazy philosophers.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 08:47 AM       
I would fuck a corpse if it were pretty enough, sure. That has to be like the training wheels of sex, where no one cries or complains about your inadequacy. You can even stab them just to hear the squish.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 12:15 PM       
I was about to suggest that a blow-up doll would be more than adequate until I saw the part about stabbing. Yeah, I guess that's one reason a corpse would work better.
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Old Feb 26th, 2007, 01:22 PM       
Corpses wouldn't be so good for you guys. The chemicals in a dead woman's vagina can rot condoms so a Real Doll is as close as you should come to necrophilia....I saw a video of a guy fucking a Real Doll once. I am still disturbed by it.
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Old Feb 27th, 2007, 11:47 AM       
Hey whatever happened to Johnny Couth I remember him being kind of lame.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 09:56 PM       
Emo chicks are the modern Smelly Hippies.

They bum everything off people,
drugs, sex, money,
and in a desperate and failing attempt at fame,
they cut themselves because its in vougue

They're standing apart like everyone else.

Emo is just the New Brittney Spears.
meets smelly hippie

'nuff said.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 08:08 AM       
You're forgetting how horribly unattractive the whole "emo" thing is.

Then again the people putting the style on are unattractive in the first place.

And somehow it can make a skinny, dorky guy get chicks.
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Old Jul 12th, 2007, 02:07 AM       
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aand, other than the two in this thread, scene girls are pretty. ;o
Even without the make-up?
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Old Jul 12th, 2007, 05:01 AM       
like girls are supposed to not wear makeup
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