I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MattJack]

THANKS

[Fathom Zero]

There is a significant amount of explosive in the trash receptacle next to you. Try to run, and it goes up now. Do I have your attention?

[Neen]

But I don't use a trash receptacle.

I use the floor.

But, yes, you have my attention

[Fathom Zero]

As I was going to St IvesI met a man with seven wives Seven wives with seven sacksSeven sacks with seven catsSeven cats with seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wivesHow many were going to St Ives?My number is 555 followed by the answer.

[Chojin]

check out our newest thread backup!

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698697

[Guitar Woman]

meh.

[Neen]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

As I was going to St IvesI met a man with seven wives Seven wives with seven sacksSeven sacks with seven catsSeven cats with seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wivesHow many were going to St Ives?My number is 555 followed by the answer.

how could.... you be the number?

[Fathom Zero]

I wasn't aware that "you'' was a quantity.

[Sam]

THE ANSWER IS 555-0001 MCLAINE YOU FUCKING RETARD

[Misdemonar]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Fathom Zero]

You pour water to the top in the five gallon jug.

Empty three gallons into the three gallon jug.

Empty the three gallon jug out completely in the fountain.

Pour the two remaining gallons in the five gallon jug into the three gallon jug.

Refill the five gallon jug into the top.

Empty one gallon from the five gallon jug into the three gallon jug to top it off.

Voila, four exact gallons.

[Neen]

Let it blow up. I don't fucking care.

....assholes

[Sam]

DON'T SPILL IT GODDAMNIT

[ble_84]

I'm afraid I might come accross as an asshole in my posts, but that's just my sense of humor. it doesn't cross over into typing very well. so please forgive me. try to remember i'm just kidding.

[Esuohlim]

GOOD TO KNOW :justkidding

[executioneer]

dude you know you can be an asshole here as long as it's entertaining and/or not irritating

how the hell do you think i got so many posts

[Tadao]

It's a way of life!

[executioneer]

if you gotta load or unload, go to the white zone

[Tadao]

Heh, I didn't even realize what I said. I guess it ingrained into my DNA makeup now.

[arg_zombies]

Argh I'm still ill!
Here is another haiku:

I am still ill, yeah,
And it really gets me down
That could be a song


Oh, and, anyone here play bass and like, knows how to tune to drop b, because it kind of loses the sound when i try it :/

[MetalMilitia]

You probably need some specialized stings with a really high gauge or something. I know they make guitar strings specifically for drop-tuning.

[Asila]

Okay seriously, I'm about 20 pages behind, but I'm still replying to the relevant topic... that was 20 pages ago. It's the internet equivalent of still wearing leg warmers or some shit.
I haven't started reading the newest (Terry Pratchett) book because I am really irritated that there's another Moist story already. Besides the picture book we haven't seen Rincewind in years, and I'm sorry but did Granny die and someone forgot to tell me?
(And...not that anyone cares but oh well haha...I should be getting my computer back from the shop some time next week, so I can stop using the library's computer once a week. I'll still irrelevant, but at least I'll be up-to-date.)

[Pub Lover]

Concerning Von Lipwig; I feel that the second story's premise being a joke from his last one is sort of lazy.

I agree that we need to see a return of Rincewind, so that he can finally die & finds out it wasn't worth all the time he was scared of it.

As far as I know Esme Weatherwax isn't dead, but maybe she should be, well done Asila, that is a great Idea!

Oh and good luck with your computer.

[Esuohlim]

I just saw a commercial for the new movie "Jumper" that also has a full-fledged HP commercial with Serena Williams right in the middle of it.

I was like "!"

[executioneer]

i'm bumping this thread because i just delivered a package to a dude by the name of Butch Slaughter.