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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 10:53 PM       
And why are you mentioning this AFTER the Secret Santa gifts have gone out?
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 11:12 PM       
you just made me lol very loudly.
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 03:38 PM       
Why is it that every time I have a problem, it's resolved as soon as I complain about it?
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 03:45 PM       
Why are you complaining if you don't want someone to help you with it!
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 05:17 PM       
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Why is it that every time I have a problem, it's resolved as soon as I complain about it?
Because you didn't realize your showerhead had a massage setting?
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 08:06 PM       
Oh man, now all the sexual tension that was in this thread has DISOLVED.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 09:21 AM       
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Why is it that every time I have a problem, it's resolved as soon as I complain about it?
so, you've managed to masturbate? Did you hide in a closet?
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 02:29 PM       
Here's how it went down guys she was in her room and was all "this has gotta happen" and then she was all doing it and shit and then her sexy co-ed roommate busts in on her and she's all let me help you with that and then they have hot lesbian sex.

At least that's what I like to think happened please correct me on the details!
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 02:48 AM       
She turned into a pooch and licked her own hooch.

Tis over.

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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 02:55 AM       
zbf I swear to fucking god
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 09:17 AM       
Yeah, the least you could ahve done is said pooch so it would rhyme.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 05:03 PM       
is there any way we can combine this thread and the Terra dildo thread?
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 05:54 PM       
I COULD DO THAT IF YOU WANT ME TO :O
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 07:14 PM       
Make it say pooch.
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 12:32 PM       
I coulda swore that the female terminology was "diddling".....

AKA DJ Diddles
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
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I coulda swore that the female terminology was "diddling".....

AKA DJ Diddles
ahahhahahah oh Dane Cook. love him.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 01:56 PM       
we're talking about masturbation here....stay on topic
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 03:35 PM       
I'm sure there's hentai out there of an animated Dane Cook masturbating.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 03:50 PM       
I'm sure :<
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 02:24 PM       
Dear god, not rule 34 again. DX
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 07:57 PM       
i don't think this thread needed to be bumped
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 08:06 PM       
I don't think so either. I don't think this guy really gets the forums here.
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