Understanding Women

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Hey guys. I'm back. And I'm sorry. I solved my problem, and I'm now working on how to better approach talking to girls.

Turns out, if you don't bitch at them for not liking you, they'll want to talk to you if you're a nice person.

And I guess I am a nice person. And that is why I am going to forgive you. Even if you do not forgive me.

But what I really want to know from this thread is when it comes to understanding women, for Feb 14th should I go with the mass "everybody wins a prize" approach where I gave Valentine's cards to all the girls who didn't get cards, or should I give a rose to that girl I like in my Society and Culture class?

[MetalMilitia]

Hi thanks for the questions. I think you should take the "scatter gun" approach to card/gift giving. This involves distributing cards and gifts in such quantity that you almost guarantee yourself some pity replies. As we all know, pity replies can lead to pity dates which if all goes to plan may lead to our ultimate goal; pity sex.
If, as I suspect, you are so unrelentingly un-attractive to woman that you cannot even muster any pity, you wish to take the alternative "scatter gun" approach. The main idea behind this is to make your class mates pay for not appreciating your charms by way of a scatter gun and a rucksack stocked full of home made pipe bombs.

Hope all goes well and good luck!

[Fat_Hippo]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Hi thanks for the questions. I think you should take the "scatter gun" approach to card/gift giving. This involves distributing cards and gifts in such quantity that you almost guarantee yourself some pity replies. As we all know, pity replies can lead to pity dates which if all goes to plan may lead to our ultimate goal; pity sex.
If, as I suspect, you are so unrelentingly un-attractive to woman that you cannot even muster any pity, you wish to take the alternative "scatter gun" approach. The main idea behind this is to make your class mates pay for not appreciating your charms by way of a scatter gun and a rucksack stocked full of home made pipe bombs.

Hope all goes well and good luck!

I nearly my ass off at that. Good job!

[Dr. Boogie]

Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades

Turns out, if you don't bitch at them for not liking you, they'll want to talk to you if you're a nice person.

That's so profound. Have your ever thought of writing a book on relationships?

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades

And that is why I am going to forgive you. Even if you do not forgive me.

I accept your apology.